Thanks not least to one of the better ideas of A Hitler, the VW marque is known more or less all over the world. Given that classical music scores heavily on composers and musicians at the front of the alphabet (B's and C's in particular), while there are also a good many S's and T's, you may be surprised how many there still are even beyond that in the alphabet. There's plenty of wag in the tail of this entirely arbitrary order, as you're about to see and hear ...