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LEAH sags. She drops her suitcase and sits with PHIL.
Did you see Jan at Adam’s memorial? Floods of tears. It was wonderful, everyone felt wonderful, I felt terrible of course, but everyone felt wonderful. It’s incredible. The change. This place. You’re a miracle worker. Everyone’s happy. You know that? You notice that? Cathy was on the telly. Used that clip on every channel. She’s like a celebrity, there are second years asking for her autograph. Suddenly Adam’s everyone’s best friend. Richard’s named his dog Adam. Mark’s mum says if her baby’s a boy she’s going to call him Adam. Funny thing is they’re all actually behaving better as well. I saw Jan helping a first year find the gym. Mark’s been doing charity work, for Christ’s sake. Maybe being seen as heroes is making them behave like heroes.
PHIL considers his waffle. Decides it needs more jam.
Yeah, everyone happy. Well it’s not all roses, you know. Brian’s on medication. Did you know that? Phil? Did you know that they’ve put Brian on medication?
No answer.
Yep, Brian’s off his head, John Tate hasn’t been seen in weeks, and the postman’s facing the rest of his life in prison, but, you know, omelettes and eggs, as long as you’ve your waffle, who cares.
How do you feel?
PHIL turns to her.
Considers.
For a long time.
Opens his mouth to answer
Stops.
Shrugs and goes back to his waffle.
LEAH stares at him.
I admire you so much.
The waffle is ready. PHIL looks pleased.
JAN and MARK enter.
JAN: You better come with us.
MARK: You really better come with us.
LEAH: What is it?
Beat.
JAN: You really, really better come with us.
LEAH goes with JAN and MARK.
PHIL looks at his waffle, looks after JAN, MARK and LEAH, then back at the waffle. Irritated he puts it carefully away.
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A Wood. CATHY, BRIAN, PHIL, LEAH, MARK, LOU and JAN.
They stand around a BOY who looks like a tramp. His clothes are torn and dirty and his hair is matted with dried blood from an old gash on his forehead that has not been cleaned up. He stands there, twitchily, staring at them as though they were aliens and it looks as though he might run off at any moment.
Finally PHIL speaks.
PHIL: Hello Adam.
ADAM: Alright.
Pause.
CATHY: We found him up there, up the hill
BRIAN: I found him
CATHY: Living in a hedge
BRIAN: a hedge, I found him, I found him, I found Adam living in a hedge, I found him
CATHY: It’s like this hedge complex he’s made, you have to crawl to get in
BRIAN: I crawled, I love crawling, I love crawling, Leah
CATHY: Like a warren in this hedge and he’s dragged bits of cardboard and rags to make it better, more waterproof
BRIAN: I loved it, Leah, it was like a hideout.
CATHY: He’s been living in there.
BRIAN: Living, she was shouting at me to get off the ground, but I love the ground, don’t you like the ground?
CATHY: He was hiding away at the back.
BRIAN: D’you ever feel like the trees are watching you?
CATHY: Terrified.
ADAM: No I wasn’t.
Dennis Kelly,
DNA (Oberon Books, 2012)